I like to eat. I like to drink. Exercise tends to annoy me.
Despite a long love affair with food, I was a Division I college tennis player, which kept my weight in check until I quit my junior year. Once games of Robo-pound and Flip-Cup replaced 4 hour-a-day, 6 day-a-week workouts, I lost my tenuous hold on my weight, which skyrocketed to 215 pounds. I vaguely resembled Cartman from South Park by college graduation in 1999.
I tend to eat when stressed, bored, or breathing, and I have the added distinction of being a recovering bulimic with a hormone imbalance that makes it a challenge to lose weight.
In other words, my body and I have had our share of challenges.
After getting my mind and body under some semblance of control, and years as a desk jockey, I realized I longed for an athletic pursuit again and joined Team-In-Training in Feb 2008.
I couldn’t run a mile.
Since then, I have completed 3 Olympic distance races, 8 sprints Tri’s, a few 5/10 k’s, 2 half-marathons, and a half-ironman.
Oh, and a little thing they like to call an Ironman.
I documented the Ironman journey 2009-10 with the intention of losing the title “athena” class. I never quite hit the weight goal I wanted. But I did accomplish some big things. Then I disappeared in a mire of love and lethargy.
But it’s 2011 and I’m baaaaaack. Training, raising money for cancer, kicking ass.


You are hilarious can’t wait for next entry….hopefully I will see you over christmas!
OMG! I am die-ing laughing!! You are an awesome writer and soooo funny! Thanks for sharing. I am going to put this website on my “I gotta check the computer before I run list”. Looking forward to the next blog!
Love it! I will be following along. Very proud of you!
Is the distance for Full Iron correct?
Moni: Good catch! full iron is 2.4 mi swim, 112 bike, 26.2 mile run.
Great, fun blog! Love reading about your training. Check out the ethos event coming up in may! I think it’s in your neighborhood and a sprint tri could be good practice for your big goal!
Alright, so here’s the thing.
I’m trying to do EXACTLY what it seems you’re doing. I’m an Athena triathlete who started her own website recently, and wants to blog and be funny and inspire other “heavier” women out there to dive in and beat the obstacle of the extra weight. I found yours when I googled “Athena triathlete” (go you!) and realized, very honestly, that I felt a bit of contempt because you’re way funnier than I am and I love your site. I decided to put all competitive spirit behind me; I will be following you! What’s your purpose in this site? I’m trying to get sponsorships down the road and know it will take time to get followers. Is this totally backwards that I’m asking you for tips on how to develop my site to make it as funny and entertaining and well-put-together as yours? Oh well, I have no pride. I left it way back there when I decided to waltz around in a wetsuit for all the world to see. Shoot. I’m tweeting that after I finish this comment.
Anywiggles, you’re great and very funny; we’re in the same boat. You can see me and my lame excuse for a site/blog and then tell me boat loads of things I can do to improve it. If you feel so inclined and nice.
Thank you!!!
Very inspirational, thanks!!